The Big Winnings...

Hi ya kid! I want to show you what you MISSED OUT ON!! YOU could have won this beautiful assortment of BLING but you didn't...go have yourself a good cry, I can wait! I'm just sitting on the deck of my manse taking five in the sun...man, it's good to be me! This is my favorite lounge ...of course, I poop in the other lounge on the deck - the one the human sits in! It's the LEAST I can do!

So here's the booty in all it's bounty!


Included are some nice blue chew ropes because the winner has two dogs and some delightful chewy little nuggets I've just discovered, Aussie Wraps, have you had them yet? Oh, probably not because they're for dogs! Some Play-dough because I heard humans like that stuff...some pencils for human homework, and then, just because I couldn't resist, I'm sending the winner a beautiful all-plastic pink dog bowl so she can eat her human cereal from it!! Yeah, that was a great idea wasn't it?!? Oh - check out the pink collar - that's for the human too!!! Then there's some black-lace fingerless gloves, lip gloss, nail polish and a stunning silver bracelet with a diamond and orange-something heart...truly magnificent! I have no idea what all that crappola is for but I figured the human would like it.

I wrapped it all up in cellophane...ain't it glorious?!? And then I turned it over to MY human so she could pay the postage...Hey, I'm NOT stupid!

Oh, there was one more little item in the basket, it's kind of hard to see, but it's a snow-globe with the Space Needle in it...yeah kid, the Space Needle, got a problem with that?!? I happen to live in Seattle and one day I plan to take a ride to the top of the Needle and pee off the top onto the peons below...Hehehehehe, now THAT'S what I call a GOOD GOAL!!!
One last shot for you - a detailed list of everything that was in the prize package...now kid, I don't show you this to make you feel bad (well, maybe a little), I show you this so the next time I say I'm having a contest you'll get off your chubby little hind quarters and enter!

Okay kid, that's all the news I've got today, unless you want to hear about the bunny that "bought it" in the park last night...man did it scream like a banchee! Well, maybe I'll save that for another day...so kid, here's the deal...don't pick your nose unless you plan on eating and sharing it and do me a favor and brush your teeth...nothing worse than a human with bad breath! And kid, remember this, 'cause ain't no one else going to tell you straight up like me...DOG'S RULE!